{"id":162,"date":"2014-08-20T07:36:10","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T17:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puuikibeach.com\/chamberofchaos\/?p=162"},"modified":"2014-08-20T07:36:40","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T17:36:40","slug":"day-twenty-seven-52-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"DAY TWENTY-SEVEN: 52 Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daily one-way drive to work is exactly twenty miles. Today that drive took fifty-two minutes. I covered the initial seventeen miles in twenty-six minutes. The last three miles required an additional twenty-six minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I used to listen to audio podcasts during my commutes, <!--more-->but the little FM transmitter gizmo that allows the iPod to play through the car stereo quit working a few months back. It never worked particularly well to begin with \u2013 the volume was too low and the signal would tend to cut out. I&#8217;ve been disinclined to replace it because a) iPod plugs are no longer standardized; b) I don&#8217;t want to buy a new one if it won&#8217;t work any better than the old one; c) I&#8217;m tired of <em>wires<\/em> and <em>plugs<\/em> and <em>tangles of electronic crap<\/em> cluttering up my life; and d) I&#8217;m kinda strapped for cash right now.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of strapped for cash, I really need to get my car looked at. It&#8217;s leaking coolant. I have to fill up the plastic overflow tank every day now.<\/p>\n<p>At work I rummaged through the storage cabinet looking for sticky labels I can use as price tags for a yard sale. I found a dusty old box of mailing labels for some kind of outdated printer that have been in the cabinet since long before I started working there. Some of them seem to still have adequate adhesive to work as yard sale tags. Should I feel guilty for &#8220;borrowing&#8221; office supplies for work? Well, the tags are ancient, nobody&#8217;s used them since \u2013 well, the box says \u00a91997. The next person who cleans out the storage cabinet (like that&#8217;s gonna happen) is likely to just toss them into the dumpster, and I have spent far more of my insufficient income buying stuff for work&#8230; including printer ink cartridges, not to mention tape, staples, staplers, glue&#8230; I don&#8217;t even want to think about it. So, uh, yeah, I think I can gainfully repurpose a few address labels without adding too many eons to the length of my sentence in perdition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daily one-way drive to work is exactly twenty miles. Today that drive took fifty-two minutes. I covered the initial seventeen miles in twenty-six minutes. The last three miles required an additional twenty-six minutes. I used to listen to audio podcasts during my commutes,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[2,12,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}