{"id":531,"date":"2014-12-29T10:20:27","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T20:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=531"},"modified":"2014-12-30T10:47:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T20:47:25","slug":"day-lviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"DAY LVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dentist appointment at 11:00 a.m.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the day I moped around. Very depressed. Very tired. Slept for two solid hours in the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>My weight is up, despite having resumed jogging during my sojourn on the Big Island. I&#8217;m at 207 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>I am SO TIRED of people telling me how to do the deck project. Neighbor guys keep offering their &#8220;advice&#8221; as to what materials I should use, what tools I should use, how I should put things together, why what I&#8217;m doing isn&#8217;t right, how it would be so much faster if I did it this way or used these tools or&#8230; <em>gah!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The stupid stairs I built leading down to the beach last summer, the ones I cobbled together out of cast-off and leftover lumber using my electric drill and a cheap Black &amp; Decker jig saw, survived their first TOTAL INUNDATION by the ocean last week. They didn&#8217;t budge an inch. The surf came up into the yard, over the steps. They&#8217;re still fine.<\/p>\n<p>The deck will be the same way. It&#8217;s an OLD DECK. It was built fifty years ago. It was built totally &#8220;wrong&#8221; by today&#8217;s standards \u2013\u2013 the joists are spaced fifty-one inches apart, there are no support piers under the 8-foot span, and even though most of the supports are badly rotted and termite-damaged, it&#8217;s still holding together. I&#8217;m putting it back together &#8220;wrong&#8221; as well, making it up as I go, patching the rotted joists using salvaged 2&#215;4 lumber from the old deck top. All I have to work with is a jig saw and an electric drill. It&#8217;s slow, but it&#8217;s going to work. What I <em>don&#8217;t <\/em>have is a ton of money. I&#8217;m tapped out after buying deck screws and 2&#215;4 stud grade lumber. I can&#8217;t afford TREX\u00ae planking for the deck. I&#8217;m not going to buy, or fuss around with, hidden deck fasteners. I&#8217;m not going to buy plywood at fifty dollars a sheet. I&#8217;m not going to replace all the 2&#215;6 and 4&#215;6 support beams with new lumber. Sure, if I could afford all that stuff, I would. If I could afford new power tools I&#8217;d have a miter saw and the job would be done hours more quickly.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s gonna look adequate and it&#8217;s gonna function adequately.<\/p>\n<p>Or it would, if I finish it. Right now there&#8217;s a big, ugly hole full of rotten wood and rusty nails in front of my house. Since everybody else seems to know how to do things better than I do, maybe I should just let somebody else finish it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dentist appointment at 11:00 a.m. The rest of the day I moped around. Very depressed. Very tired. Slept for two solid hours in the afternoon. My weight is up, despite having resumed jogging during my sojourn on the Big Island. I&#8217;m at 207 pounds. I am SO TIRED of people telling me &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=531\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">DAY LVIII<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[2,76,7,9,37,8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":532,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions\/532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}