{"id":576,"date":"2015-01-16T17:01:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T03:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=576"},"modified":"2015-01-19T16:30:23","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T02:30:23","slug":"day-lxxxi-triple-cheat-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=576","title":{"rendered":"DAY LXXVI: Triple Cheat Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m on a &#8220;healthy eating &amp; exercise&#8221; program, I generally set aside one evening a week, usually Friday, as &#8220;Cheat Night,&#8221; meaning I can eat whatever I want without guilt or repercussions during a set period. I limit myself to a time block, because I could, and would, very seriously abuse an entire &#8220;cheat day.&#8221; I like to set 8pm until midnight as my &#8220;Cheat Night,&#8221; which usually consists of some sort of serious concoction of ice cream, cookies, candy, and basically anything resembling chocolate or sugar. Then I sit down in front of the TV and watch old &#8220;B&#8221; noir or sci-fi movies from the 1950s. It&#8217;s awesome. The next morning I go for an extra-long run or walk.<\/p>\n<p>Today, though, I kind of started early. As in, at lunch time, with an extra Coca Cola. You see, I was stuck in a work-related &#8220;training&#8221; all day today, sitting in an alternately freezing cold or stuffy and hot conference room being bored out of my mind and feeling irritable and annoyed by my not-so-professional peers. I mean, c&#8217;mon, people, can you just <i>shut up already<\/i> and politely listen to the presentation? It got so noisy the last half of the day with all the &#8220;side-bar conversations&#8221; and people messing around on their phones that I could barely hear parts of what the speaker was saying. And it just so happened that the last part of the day was the &#8220;important part&#8221; we were supposedly there to learn. Ah, but I digress. In short, I resorted to Coca Cola to keep me going through the day, and then, on the way home, I drove through the drive-up window at McDonald&#8217;s and picked up two double-cheeseburgers and a small fry, which I devoured at home along with yet another Coke.<\/p>\n<p>And boy, did it taste good! And that supposedly unhealthy meal dramatically improved my mood and my general sense of well-being. Most of my frustration and despair evaporated. I say &#8220;most&#8221; because I&#8217;m feeling a little bit badly about not running now for two days.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s the weekend! I can sleep in tomorrow morning. Then I will run. Or walk-jog. I&#8217;ll go further than I have been. No, it won&#8217;t entirely make up for the higher-calorie, lower-quality food or for the two days of not exercising. But I&#8217;m not giving up. And unlike previous times I&#8217;ve &#8220;fallen off the wagon,&#8221; I&#8217;m not going to let one blown day totally derail my efforts.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, as for &#8220;Triple Cheat,&#8221; yeah, one was the extra Coca Cola; two was the McD&#8217;s; three will be the &#8220;regularly scheduled Cheat Night&#8221; ice cream and chocolate feast later this evening.<\/p>\n<p>For now, I&#8217;m going to take a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m on a &#8220;healthy eating &amp; exercise&#8221; program, I generally set aside one evening a week, usually Friday, as &#8220;Cheat Night,&#8221; meaning I can eat whatever I want without guilt or repercussions during a set period. I limit myself to a time block, because I could, and would, very seriously abuse an entire &#8220;cheat &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/?p=576\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">DAY LXXVI: Triple Cheat Day<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[2,94,93,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chamberofchaos.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}